if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
palopoli: sex is a ~sensation~ caused by a tEmPtAtIoN when a guy sticks his l-o-c-a-t-i-o-n in a girls **destination** to increase the population for the next generati0n…u get my —explanation— or need a demonstration?!?!
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
never thought i would actually like something from Shakepeare…but this line is genius
Second time reblogging this… Today.
My arms from the beginning of 2011 to now. It’s not easy to stop this addiction. Especially when it becomes such a normal routine for you. But you can get though it. I promise things do get better eventually.
jesus christ im so proud of you